Sophie the Puggle is For Sale

On a coffee mug, thong, t-shirt, or calendar that is. check her out at http://www.cafepress.com/mrpuggle/7213481

she looks too cute. I know she's just a dog, but dammit, she's my dog and I love her.

makes excellent x-mas gifts.

4th of July

I'd just like to say that the 4th of July is awesome. Well, the fireworks suck, too loud, and I'm on a diet, so I can't eat at any of the cook outs, and this year I wasn't even invited to any cook outs. It's really hot outside too.

But that's not why the 4th of July is awesome. The 4th of July is awesome because it represent FREEDOM. Free is my fave word in the whole wide world. And all of it's nouns, adjetives, verbs, etc... like Freedom. I love the whole freedom of speech. We wouldn't be able to blog whatever the hell we want if it weren't for our forefathers (not 4 fathers, but those really old dudes that live back in 1776 and are now dead). They thought ahead to the future and they weren't selfish. They granted rights and freedoms to all men (and I'm sure they meant women too) That was a novel and controversial idea back in their day.

People being equal wasn't a popular concept. It still isn't. How many people have u met that like to think they r better then everyone around them? I've met too many of those types and I got news for them, their shit stinks just as bad as everyone else. So America bless God and God bless America for the 4th of July our Independce Day!!!

Eclipse!

Well, I was told that I was too old to go to a midnight showing. So I decided to prove them wrong and went to the midnight showing of eclipse. They were right.

I am too old to go to a midnight showing.

My whole body aches. I'm so tired but I can't sleep. I've had a crappy day. I got hit in the head twice. The red bull I drank made me wound up for 2 hours then I crashed and turned into a zombie. I'm going to be all messed up into the weekend. Lovely. When did this happen?

In college I went to midnight showings, stayed out until 3 am drinking, crammed for exams all night, and now by 9:45 pm, I'm yawning and can't wait to go to bed. 10pm I'm in the bed on my way to sleep and if I don't keep that schedule my world falls apart.

When did i get so old? When did i get so fat and lazy?

I disgust me!

I like the movie, at least better then the other 2 that have been out. but it was annoying to hear the squeals and screams every time the jacob boy showed up on the screen shirtless. and that was alot.

Hot and Muggy

It's been hotter and muggier then TN on a August Day lately. I was hoping last nights storms would break it up, but nope. It's going to be 91 today and it is already very muggy outside. No dog park today. I don't need the dog to be covered in mud. I have so much to do. Cleaning, grocering, cooking, putting away, laundrying, dogging, i know some of these aren't actual verbs but i'm feeling lazy.

gotta decide if i want to up for another 13 months here at the apartment and take a $10 rent increase or switch month to month and get a $50 rent increase. If I actually had money saved towards moving I'd go month to month and find me a little house to rent with a yard for little ms. spoiled puppers dog. but since my bank account hovers between 0 and less then 0, I think I'll reup for 13 months and see if I can save the $1500 that I need to move. I won't be holding my breath. I seldom hang on to money long enough to do anything useful with it.

Plus, gab's college is coming back up in august. we still have recv'd no word on her financial aid package. this makes me nervous. tuition went up, i hope the financial aid did as well. plus there will be books and supplies to buy. at least this year we have alot of the stuff she already needs as far as towels and bedding go. she wants new clothes but i don't think that is going to happen.

well off to the shower then off to the grocery store. oh money, y do you leave me so quickly. u never stick around to play. it's all business for you. i miss my discretionary spending.

sweet internet you are back

the wireless router crapped out. after spending way too long with the support on the phone, i just called and asked for a new wireless router. the guy came this morning and tried to fix the old one but agreed it was a lost cause, so now i have a new wireless router and I AM BACK online!!!

Did you miss me?

Of course not, no one reads the shit I write. But I take no offense, well, at least today I don't, tomorrow it might just hurt my feelings. but in this very second of this very moment I am doing okay.

I walked the dog. Work wasn't too busy. Life is good. Tomorrow is pay day. the kid wants to get advance tickets for the twilight 3rd movie midnight showing, which means i'll have to take a nap, but i will probably still fall asleep during the movie. i don't find twilight to be very stimulating. i just don't. i couldn't even make it through the books. i got my daughter's 4th book and read the last 2 chapters. It's cheating, I know, but it's how I roll.

so life is good today. and i really can't ask for much more then that.

Sometimes it sucks to be a woman!

So I am treating my dad to a father's day weekend outing. He comes up Friday night so we can leave for the Columbus Zoo first thing in the morning to get a full day in. We go to eat some pizza, then we go see Toy Story 3. All is well. Dad is happy. We call it a night.

I wake up. Weather is so nice. A great breeze blowing, no rain in sight, it's not too hot. After taking Sophie to the dog park for 30 minutes, I get home and we get moving to the Zoo. The Zoo was great until around NOON!!! High NOON!!! The breeze vanishes it. The heat cranks up 15 degrees and the humidity doubles. We are all hot and sweaty. Zoo is not so much fun anymore. My hips are just aching. I feel like I'm going to puke. We stop to take a bathroom break around 1:30 after teh Gorilla's. My monthly gift has arrived from mother nature!!! Sometimes it sucks to be a woman!!!
Luckily, my dad is very understanding. The zoo was closing early at 3 anyway. We tried to go to the austraila exhibit and I just couldn't go any further. It was 2pm. so we all agreed to pack it up and head on out.

We went to City BBQ and had some chocolate ice cream next door at Graeter's. All was well. We got home. Dad loaded up and headed home. I don't think it was a bad trip, but it could have been better. I told Dad the zoo would be perfect if it was all insided and air conditioned!!! He thought that was funny.

Dad did have a interesting encounter with a silver back gorilla. He thought that was cool. The gorilla snuck up behind dad and when dad turned around looked at him and their eyes met the gorilla slammed his shoulder into the glass. It made a huge boom like a clap of thunder. Dad jumped and little girls screamed. The gorilla looked quite pleased with himself.

My body is out of whack

I got a car tan, major sunburn on my left arm, should, and upper leg. I have a massive headache. I have been constipated for days. I had to wait until tonight to take a laxative cuz I can't run to the bathroom at work and stink it up or plug it up. But since I work from home on Thursday and Friday's I'll just stink up and plug up my own bathroom. I hate being plugged up. My nose is plugged up. My plumbing is plugged up. It makes me cranky and miserable. Plus, I am PMS'ing.

This really really sucks. I hate sitting on the toilet for an hour and either nothing comes out at all, or rabbit turds come out. I feel like a literally have a corn cobb stuck up my ass. I seldom get constipated, and considering the amount of cheese I consume that is really saying something. My dad thinks I have nacho cheese instead of blood in my viens. Cheese is my fave food. I put it on everything. I have had to switch to reduced fat. I can't eat fat free, it's so gross. But I cannot live without cheese.

I just remembered I have leftover pizza in the fridge, YUMS!!!